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Beautiful graphics on this one, very surreal and trippy. Nicely done. The music was ok, but it did fit very well
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This series puts all others to shame. Great music, amazing visuals, classic characters and good humor too, this series has everything in spades. I liked all the extra cameos in this part too. The ending was a bit of a cop out but still good, but Strawberry clock will always be the true king of the portal
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That was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Words cannot express how simply wrong this was, but it was so damn funny!
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It was wrong, I will go to hell where I will burn and be violated by the potent evil that is Satan. However, until such a fantasy is realized, I must admit, I had a good laugh making it.
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It's been ages since I've seen a game with this much polish on newgrounds. The controls work flawlessly, the graphics are crisp and clean, the dungeon is large, but the enemies and challenge remain diverse. The boss at the end was very easy though, since you can stand in certain spots and never get hit by his attacks. Other than that, nearly perfect game
It saddens me to see all the people complaining about this ripping off Zelda, to which I say SO WHAT? This is the best flash "zelda" I've ever seen. If this was a zelda sprite game, a lot of people would be hailing it as the greatest thing since sliced bread. But drawing everything yourself takes a lot more work and I think deserves some respect.
I cant wait for the final version
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That was an awesome game! Everything seems very well balanced. At first I thought the energy recharged a bit too slow, but in later levels it didnt seem so anymore since there were so many powerups flying around. The huge ship that showed up in level 20 was awesome, didnt see something like that coming!
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If this is really your first movie, you may become the next flash god. The intro was way too long and needed a skip button, but the movie itself was very good. Looking forward to more submissions by you
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You seem to be more concerned with creating flashy intros than a substantial game. The intros are admittedly well done, but theres no option to skip them, which is very frustrating if you just want to play the game.
As for the game itself, not much there. Nothing that would requre any more than utmost basic of actionscripting. Dress em ups (in reverse) and click on a red dot (or its shadow which works too) By the third level you're already repeating the same ideas, heck the 2nd red dot level seemed to use the exact same movement patern as well.
Then theres the overhead levels, which are better, except for the poor design of allowing you to lose all your lives on them. Especially on the first one, its much safer to walk through the first wall on the right than bother going all the way to the top of the area on the elevators. The 2nd one was better, but also consisted of about 90% of the games entire difficulty
But my biggest gripe with this was the terrible animation that played between stages. The ones in wario ware are about 2 seconds long. These drag on for about 15 seconds each, constantly reminding the viewer that this is hosted by the characters from the jerry john show. Well. WHERE ARE THEY? There isnt a single cinema of any kind with them actually hosting the show! Add in some terribly annoying music and you've got the worst cinemas I've ever seen.
A few other notes, nice game over animation. Oh wait, there isnt one, it just drops back to the preloader. And why is bonus listed on the title screen, when its impossible to ever access it? The bonus' automatically lock after you beat the game, making that a pointless option
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er... nice review, but there are a few things you should note. I guess by not reviewing the car level, you liked it.
Anyhoo, the bonus is there, and the bonus locks after reseting it or restarting it. Also, about The jerry john show, those characters in the game are all from the show, and look the show up on newgrounds, lol. Only take a min. Well, nice for someone to write a big, long review to tell me how to improve. The jerry john characters are the only ones in it, and check the bonus at the end for more about them.
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At first I thought this was adorable, but then it turned out to be really sad. The music fit perfectly, excellent work on this
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For the love of god, fix that boss with the gun, he is rediculous. First time I almost beat him, but still lost, only to find out I was sent all the way back to the start. First off
CHECKPOINTS PLEASE
So I play all the way through again, and the boss again keeps me pinned to the ground, just shooting me 7 or so times in a row, then its game over. The music on him doesnt loop either, it just goes silent after a while. Up to that point the game is perfect, but then it suddenly feels unfished with such glaring mistakes
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Could've used a few more styles though. Like sprites, come on! I hate all those sprite movies
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lol, there might be another some day... with clay, sprites, whatever I can find :)
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